Viva Viagra!
One of my resolutions is to stop making resolutions. In fact, I never have. Regardless, I've started a new category for 08 and labeled it End Times. Pretty much anything that I put in this category is an indication that your version of god is about to flush the cosmic crapper on us. Translation: This category will cover that which annoys me. Top of that list for at least half the year would be that moronic Viva Viagra commercial!
Now who's the marketing genius who thought up this one?
Fred: We have to sell a drug that fixes broken Johnsons right?
Mark: Right.
Fred: Well what do most guys like to do besides using their Johnsons?
Mark: Uh, watch sports, Golf, go fishing, drink beer...you know, manly things.
Fred: So here's how we target that demographic! Lets put them all in a barn. Better still, we'll have them play an old Elvis tune in their sad old man band but instead they'll sing together about how happy they are that Pfizer has fixed their broken Johnsons with Viagra!
Mark: Yeah, that's a great idea.
I don't know about you but if my Johnson was broke I damn sure would not be in a barn singing about it. Then again, I'm funny that way.
~BCP